48 Results with the "Comedy" genre
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In Which Trixie talks to Rarity
Once upon a time, Rarity the unicorn decided she really needed to finish the dress she’d been working on. She’d been putting it off for days now, mostly because the client had asked for neon-green and neon-brown as primary colors, and there was only so much pain she could take on a daily basis. Come now, darling, she thought while trotting down the stairs. The sooner you’re rid of it, the sooner you can go bleach your eyes. Jumping over the last few steps with a little air of…- 1.4 K • Ongoing
"Sister." Luna took a deep breath, trying her best to navigate what could easily be a terrible conversation. "Is there something you wish to speak of?" From across the breakfast table, Celestia blinked. "What do you mean, Luna?" Luna cleared her throat. "I sense…" Careful, Luna, careful. "I sense something is amiss with you. An agitation deep within you. An agitation that should be dealt with as it may… surface in unwelcome ways." Celestia frowned. "Agitation? I'm perfectly fine," she replied.…- 2.8 K • Ongoing
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The Crunchwrap Supreme
In her entire however-many-years she’d been alive, Rarity the unicorn had never been to Taco Bell. Primarily, because such a thing didn’t exist in Equestria, the land of magical horsies, but also because Rarity the unicorn did not indulge in fast food, thank you very much. She was a lady of refined taste and impeccable physique, and she wasn’t one to commit a crime against Horse-God-See-Celestia and Fabulosity by subjecting her body to such trash. But there she was at a Taco Bell in…- 931 • Oneshot
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Part II
“That’s your commoner attire?” Standing inside the empty West Wing, Rarity chose to ignore the pegasus’s comment. Personally, she found nothing wrong with Twilight’s beautiful black silk cloak, a present Rarity had gotten her during their last trip to Saddle Arabia. The garment was simply divine, boasting several hoof-stitched white patterns depicting several constellations, and the bottom of the cloak itself was decorated with several small sapphires. Twilight, ungrateful as she was,…- 15.9 K • Completed
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Part I
Princess Rarity was planning the single most important birthday in all of the soon-to-be-hers kingdom of Equestria. No, it wasn’t her own birthday, for her own birthday would never ever ever be planned by her. It would be planned by the entire kingdom, would be attended by the entire kingdom, and would be the talk of the entire kingdom. Twilight Sparkle’s birthday, however, could not be interrupted by the entire kingdom. It wasn’t that she didn’t feel every mare, stallion, colt, and filly should…- 15.9 K • Completed
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Chapter 3
Twilight took a minute to readjust her thoughts. If memory served, Heart Haven went to the mall in chapter twelve, after which she met up with Charming who then proceeded to break her heart by choosing his upscale life over her. Classic star-crossed lover story, where the rich and handsome stallion buckles under his snobby parents's wishes. Despite the… slight turn of events, considering Rarity didn't go to see Charming, it seemed like the plot of the book was still in motion, and Rarity's heart…- 12.7 K • Oneshot
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Chapter 2
Twilight gawked at her. “What?” Rarity seemed a bit uncomfortable, but she turned to face Twilight and repeated, “you must have me confused. I don’t believe we’ve ever met.” Twilight couldn’t quite tell if she was joking or not, but judging by how serious the unicorn looked, she feared the latter might be the reality of the situation. Even more so, taking a closer look at Rarity, Twilight noticed her eyes were glazed over, as if under a… spell. “But… But it’s me!…- 12.7 K • Oneshot
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Chapter 1
"Are you sure this is the right place, Spike?" Standing in front of a rather shady comic-book store inside an even shadier Canterlot City alley, Twilight couldn't help but feel somewhat unsettled. Her many concerns ranged from where had Spike even found out about the store, to why was a stallion (presumably the shopkeeper) silently staring at them through the window. She briefly wondered how she could even see his disconcerting toothy grin through his apparently quite tangled beard. "Oh!" Spike…- 12.7 K • Oneshot
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