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    sober words are drunken thoughts

    by Monochromatic

    When a mission going wrong leaves the Planet Express trio stranded for days, Leela is forced to confront the consequences of running out of one thing and one thing only: alcohol.

    While dealing with the resulting very, very, VERY sober Bender, she is suddenly privy to a gentler, nicer side of him she’d seldom seen before–much less directed towards her.

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